Anyone want any toast?
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Hey, good-lookin’!

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See-Through Toaster




Cover yourself! Where is your dignity?

beeebeeeb:

See-Through Toaster

Cover yourself! Where is your dignity?

Long time no see, people. Oh, the busy life of a toaster!

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Just gonna ask a random question here.
Would you like any toast?

Can I have some waffles please?

Good choice! *Pops out waffles* Enjoy your toasted-to-perfection waffles!

karenluvscheese reblogged your post: So, all you new followers… Would you like some…block

Can I have a toasted bagel? Are…able to provide cream cheese?

That depends. Do you want the cream cheese toasted on the bagel? If you’re just a sucker for cream cheese then the scutters can point you in the right direction. I don’t have hands to point with, I’m only a toaster.

I could really go for some toasted blueberry bagels right now.

*Pops out some toasted blueberry bagels* The best bagels around. Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell your dog!

I for one would like every bread based snack in the house

You name it, I toast it!

So, all you new followers…

Would you like some toast?

dancebythelight reblogged your post: dancebythelight started following you Hey there,…

I’m more of a waffle person. :)

I can do waffles! I can toast anything, I’m the best toaster around!